💌 “To The Biggest Bellend” Funny Valentine’s or Birthday Card

Make them laugh out loud with this cheeky “To The Biggest Bellend” card — the perfect mix of rude humour and affection! Whether it’s for your partner, best mate, or that one friend who truly earns the title, this hilarious card says exactly what you’re thinking (so you don’t have to). 😏

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries, or just because — this bold and funny card is guaranteed to get a laugh and maybe even an eye-roll.

❤️ Product Features:

High-quality, thick cardstock with a smooth matte finish

Blank inside for your own questionable message

Comes with a matching envelope

Designed and printed in the UK

Available for Valentine’s Day, Birthday, or any other “you’re a bellend” occasion

🎁 Perfect For:

Boyfriend, husband, or fiance with a naughty sense of humor

Your best mate or sibling who’s always being a bit of a clown

Anyone who appreciates funny, rude, and sarcastic gifts

Give them a laugh they won’t forget — because love is about honesty… and calling them out when they deserve it. 💘