3,126 Days and You’re Still Alive – Funny A5 Valentine’s Day Card

Who says romance can't be a little savage? Celebrate 3,126 days (yes, we counted — that’s roughly 8.5 years) of love, tolerance, and miraculous survival with this brutally honest funny Valentine's card.

Perfect for couples who’ve been through it all — and still somehow haven’t killed each other. If your relationship is 50% love and 50% eye-rolling sarcasm, this A5 card is made for you.

A5 size (plenty of room for heartfelt or hilarious messages)

Blank inside for your own twisted love note

Printed on high-quality cardstock

Great for long-term partners, anniversaries, or sarcastic Valentine’s jokes

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